【又幽默又短的英语笑话】1.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

Because they don’t have the guts.

2.

I told my computer I needed a break, and it said, “You’ve got to be kidding.”

3.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

4.

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems.

5.

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

6.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

7.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

8.

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

9.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make ends meet.

10.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side — classic!

这些笑话虽然简短，但都带着英语特有的幽默感，适合轻松一笑。无论是日常聊天还是教学中使用，都能带来不少乐趣。